someone help him
WHY ISNT ANYONE HELPING THE LIL FELLOW
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
So apparently there is a type of animal called the Japanese Raccoon Dog. They’re basically just giant raccoon’s with serious amounts of floof.
Look how majestic they are. It’s incredible
Suspicious Raccoon Dog knows wat u been doin’
AHHH THE FLOOF
OH and they are freaking adorable as babies JUST LOOK
People also call them puppies
HOW CAN ANYONE NOT THINK THEY ARE ADORABLE
THIS HAS A TINY POLICE OFFICER UNIFORM I’M GOING TO CRY
does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me
Russia put together a riot police unit of identical twins because of their heightened team chemistry and intuition. Source
Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!
Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.
thank you god
Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything
somebody said it
Baby Boomers: The recent generation is so rude
Baby Boomers: Screams at servers over petty shit like toast
Baby Boomers: Screams at cashier for telling them their coupon is expired
Baby Boomers: Ignores store policy
Baby Boomers: Says racist and sexist things
Finn the Thug
Princess Bubble Butt
Jake the Thug
To drive 3 hours do something for half n hour and then drive back to puck my sister up from school then take her to band that night. So much driving again.