1. extremophile-elite:

thefirstmagnus:

 
DONE LMFAO

    extremophile-elite:

    thefirstmagnus:

     

    DONE LMFAO

    (via burn-the-ship)

    2 hours ago  /  11,540 notes  /  Source: annathalianalapraya

  2. kublaiflan:

littlepugmama:

brokendildo:

tastefullyoffensive:

[soupoder]

someone help him

kublaiflan

WHY ISNT ANYONE HELPING THE LIL FELLOW

    kublaiflan:

    littlepugmama:

    brokendildo:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    [soupoder]

    someone help him

    kublaiflan

    WHY ISNT ANYONE HELPING THE LIL FELLOW

    (via burn-the-ship)

    2 hours ago  /  38,977 notes  /  Source: tastefullyoffensive

  3. unlimitedgoats:

    luxvriously:

    My anaconda will consider it

    My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

    (via coffeeandkiddos)

    2 hours ago  /  230,214 notes  /  Source: luxvriously

  4. thecutestofthecute:

    So apparently there is a type of animal called the Japanese Raccoon Dog. They’re basically just giant raccoon’s with serious amounts of floof.

    Look how majestic they are. It’s incredible

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    Suspicious Raccoon Dog knows wat u been doin’

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    AHHH THE FLOOF

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    OH and they are freaking adorable as babies JUST LOOK

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    People also call them puppies 

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    HOW CAN ANYONE NOT THINK THEY ARE ADORABLE

    THIS HAS A TINY POLICE OFFICER UNIFORM  I’M GOING TO CRY

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    WHAT

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    THE

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    HELLL

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    (via burn-the-ship)

    2 hours ago  /  46,013 notes  /  Source: thecutestofthecute

  5. austere-fallen-angel:

    does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

    (via buffalochickenbabe)

    3 hours ago  /  131,130 notes  /  Source: austere-fallen-angel

  6. did-you-kno:

Russia put together a riot police unit of identical twins because of their heightened team chemistry and intuition.  Source

    did-you-kno:

    Russia put together a riot police unit of identical twins because of their heightened team chemistry and intuition. Source

    3 hours ago  /  2,657 notes  /  Source: didyouknowblog.com

  7. passionatelydismantled:

revedas:

babynatxo:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

omg

Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.

thank you god

    passionatelydismantled:

    revedas:

    babynatxo:

    dandelionpunx:

    Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

    omg

    Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.

    thank you god

    3 hours ago  /  318,502 notes  /  Source: dandelionpunx

  8. wood-is-good:

craftandlore:   From American Barns and Covered Bridges, by Eric Sloane

    wood-is-good:

    craftandlore:   From American Barns and Covered Bridges, by Eric Sloane

    (via onehellofarascal)

    3 hours ago  /  2,131 notes  /  Source: craftandlore

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  10. actualjainasolo:

    darshanapathak:

    Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

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    (via passionatelydismantled)

    3 hours ago  /  215,773 notes  /  Source: darshanapathak

  11. curi0sita:

somebody said it

    curi0sita:

    somebody said it

    (via onehellofarascal)

    4 hours ago  /  137,187 notes  /  Source: teamhydrate

  12. Baby Boomers: The recent generation is so rude

    Baby Boomers: Screams at servers over petty shit like toast

    Baby Boomers: Screams at cashier for telling them their coupon is expired

    Baby Boomers: Ignores store policy

    Baby Boomers: Says racist and sexist things

    4 hours ago  /  4,377 notes  /  Source: lioness-liberal

  13. mattforsythe:

relationships.

    mattforsythe:

    relationships.

    (via rockshowgirl)

    4 hours ago  /  8,707 notes  /  Source: mattforsythe

  14. photo

    Finn the Thug

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    Blazing BMO

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    Ice Head

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    Lemon Shank

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    Princess Bubble Butt

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    Jake the Thug

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    4 hours ago  /  3,925 notes  /  Source: xombiedirge

  15. I gotta be up at 7

    To drive 3 hours do something for half n hour and then drive back to puck my sister up from school then take her to band that night. So much driving again.

    19 hours ago  /  0 notes